I woke up in Omaha at 3 a.m. I couldn't sleep so I went for a run in the dark. I was very nervous as I had no idea where I was going, being led only by the directions on a note card I carried in my hand, but could not see. I ran into another crazy early morning runner that kindly led me to the Omaha running path. I found out that morning that the coolest thing about Omaha is. . . lots of places to hide while going potty.
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| Behind hay bales. |
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| Beside rivers. |
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| Under bridges. |
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| Beside John Deere tractors. |
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| In fact, I got so sick during this run that I ran out of toilet paper. Shoe supply . . . empty. |
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| What should I do?! I could use some corn husks. People used to use leaves to wipe, right?! |
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| Luckily, I found relief at a porta potty, conveniently located beside the corn fields. I reloaded my shoes with toilet paper and continued home. . . or at least back to Cousin Susan's home. |
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| I found Nyah at the house playing with one of Susan's cats, knowing nothing of her crazy mother's morning activities in the fields and trails of Omaha, Nebraska. |
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