Me: I just found out that _____________ is going to go to Nursing School.
Aaron: That is great!
Carson: I didn't know ______________ is pregnant. When is she having a baby?
Aaron: Mom said she's going to Nursing School. She's not having a baby. What makes you think that?
Carson: Well, she's going to "nursing" school . . .
It took us all a couple of seconds to catch on to Carson's train of thought. Having a baby=go to nursing school . . .
All of us: Oh, Carson! Not that kind of Nursing School! Ha! Ha! Ha!
The next 10 minutes were spent reenacting the class activities that go on at "nursing" school:
Aaron: Ok, students. This is how it's done. Get your blankets out and cover yourselves up modestly.
Ian: That would be so funny if the teacher was a boy, and had to show the girls how to nurse!
Aaron: Yep. He'd have to strap on a fake . . .
Carson: Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha!