Wednesday, March 30, 2011
I had a really exciting dream last night. I was sitting at the kitchen table with a plateful of ham sandwiches. The ham was piled high on top of buns made from good old-fashioned unbleached white flour, full of gluten. In my dream I ate the entire plate, "oohing" and "aahing" the entire time.
Then I woke up.
I walked upstairs.
I put a slice of ham inside a corn tortilla. I closed my eyes and took a bite, trying to pretend I was back in dreamland. It didn't work. The tortilla was dry. The ham made me thirsty. All in all, very unsatisfying.
I went back to bed and hoped for another dream filled with meals made of gluten.
The life of a Silly Yak.