Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I had a dream . . .

I had a really exciting dream last night. I was sitting at the kitchen table with a plateful of ham sandwiches. The ham was piled high on top of buns made from good old-fashioned unbleached white flour, full of gluten. In my dream I ate the entire plate, "oohing" and "aahing" the entire time.

Then I woke up.

I walked upstairs.

I put a slice of ham inside a corn tortilla. I closed my eyes and took a bite, trying to pretend I was back in dreamland. It didn't work. The tortilla was dry. The ham made me thirsty. All in all, very unsatisfying.

I went back to bed and hoped for another dream filled with meals made of gluten.

The life of a Silly Yak.

1 comment:

Pat said...

Hopefully you at least warm-up or toast those dry corn tortillas. A cold corn tortilla makes me sick to my stomach just thinking about it.