Today, Aaron and I were talking about Carson. Aaron said, "Boy, he is going to be so ready for kindergarten next year, Vanessa! He's going to have the brains, the personality, the social skills . . ."
A minute later, poor, proud Papa got brought back down to earth quickly when he said, "Hey, Carson, are you going to be ready for kindergarten next year?"
"No, Dad! I still won't be able to wipe myself!"