Oh, how I wish this toilet would've been on Canyon Rd. today at around 8:15 a.m. I won't get into the nitty, gritty details about the horrific thing that occurred to me this morning. Suffice it to say, that I have never been more embarrassed in my ENTIRE life. Also, keep your eyes peeled for a new product I plan to put on the market ASAP. "Runner's Runs Diaper Inserts" will soon be sold near the Depends at your local WalMart and Walgreens.
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Vanessa, I am almost *certain* that I can one-up you. Plus it happened the same day I broke my treadmill; I can only imagine if I wasn't at home jogging in my underwear how much worse it would have been... Last week's events may end my venture into recreational running!
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