Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Caught With My Pants Down


It hit me at Mile 8 this morning. Had to go potty. I was in a residential area with a group of 4 girls, doing our normal Tuesday run. Looked around for a spot to go. A friend pointed me towards a tree along a dark area of the road. No houses in sight. Looked pretty safe.

I pulled down my pants, squatted down, and . . .

Suddenly, I heard the jingle, jangle of some bracelets or . . . I started to get nervous. The noise was coming closer. Should I go to the bathroom or pull my pants back up?

I was too late! The jingle, jangle wasn't bracelets, but dog tags. I heard the excited yip of not one but two dogs running excitedly towards ME -- the girl with her pants pulled down to her ankles. And what do you know -- the dogs were on leashes. And who was holding on to the leashes? A nice lady with a huge smile on her face.

"Well, Good Morning!" she exclaimed.

"Uh, hello," I mumbled from my squatting position. Her dogs tried to run up to me, but she pulled them to the left and walked by, acting like it was perfectly normal to see a girl squatting on the grass under a tree at 5:30 a.m.

i am truly mortified . . .

6 comments:

Memzy said...

Best. Post. Ever.

Dainon said...

And so adds to the list another person whom has seen your bum! Golfers, joggers, doctors, and dog walkers.. I guess the dogs could be added to the list?? I think I'll stick to cheerleading skirts for humiliation. Thanks for the smile today! :)

東慶天芳 said...

分享笑話三則~
唐僧徵婚
原來還是個母鷹
俺的愛人不是豬

Stina said...

Oh so funny!

Trisha said...

Oh my....super funny Vanessa!

The Heaton's said...

Can you imagine if the dogs were not on a leash? You sure know how to brighten my day! Thanks for the laugh!