Over the years I've noticed that I have a lot of physical similarities to a certain celebrity.
Notice the bushy eyebrows and bad complexion. Also the use of a bandana to hold back the unruly locks of afro.
Similar facial bone structure and pasty white skin.
Out of control hair, even on "non-windy" days.
I recently found out that we even have running in common.
I'm sure you've guessed what Hollywood celebrity I resemble. My long lost twin . . .
None other than . . . Howard Stern! Check out those legs. Definitely me!
I know poor Howard would be shocked to find out that I, Vanessa, an ordinary, Everyday Housewife, could possibly match his physical beauty and prowess, but . . . I think I may have this one in the bag!